1- The New York Yankees
I know they haven't been great lately, but since I have been around they have made 6 World Series and have won 4 of them. Now if they could only lower those ticket prices.
2- The Buffalo Bills
Because for as many times the Yankees have won, the Bills have lost twice as much. The Bills constantly provide a sobering reminder that the Rolling Stones were right: "You can't always get what you want."
3- Hank Steinbrenner
Because he is obviously that smartest man in baseball....NOT!....He is starring in a new show this spring called Hank Says the Darndest Things. It will be hosted by Bill Cosby and the media will love every second of it.
4- Backyard Football Games
If you haven't dabbled in the full-contact, non-pad wearing, extravaganza, then sadly you are not an American.
5- Not being a die-hard Knicks fan
I like the Knicks but I don't watch a ton of the games. To those of you that do, keep holding on till 2010, which is when Lebron signs with the Nets and you burn all of your Knicks stuff.
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